it must be so relaxing - not being me

Grow up and learn to harmonize.

by Greg House in House MD s1 ep20



Dear columnist, if u've no idea about what thing the logic is, please, google it before start writing. Google does know exactly.

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.

18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

36. Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

45. The best is yet to come.

46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

48. If you don't ask, you don't get.

49. Yield.

50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

by R. Brett


Pu pu pu. Just have a look. Oh, monotony. Oh, hippopocrisy (c) V.O.P. Oh, mind weakness. Well, at first get rid of contradictions which aren’t useful, beautiful or joyful. Unwarranted assumptions and lack of education, plenty of them are around. How should i hide among sweety fluffy teens adore populists like this?

Applied and conceptual criteria to identify the pseudophilosopher:

1. spelling “god” with capital. Fuck off, earl Russell.

2. appealing to belief and adventure spirit only. Fuck off, earl Russell.

3. syllogism? Nope, haven’t heard. Fuck off, earl Russell.


Give up smoking in the closet with skeletons, sir Bertrand – i do determine asexuality as comfortable lifestyle solitude as harmonic equilibrium state, i’ve got a PhD in horribleness responsibility and i’ve never begged for mercy cried in public in my life.

Shame on u, philosophic hipsters, me and my love Zeno of Citium (bloody hell, even that childish math artist Zeno of Elea) have no mercy for your daily fashionable morality and cheap pr.

 



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04.04.2012 в 01:14

No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
It's solid!

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